Election Day Jokes 🇺🇸
“The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden…
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.”
Alrighty, probably not the world’s most groundbreaking joke. But at it’s some humor on a tense day here in the USA. At a school in the Bronx, they gave kids an optional day off tomorrow due to stress from the election cycle. Jerry Seinfeld said “what! C’mon?!” and stated that schools are encouraging kids to buckle. ⛓️💥
From what I hear in class; kids are invested in the election cycle and say insightful things about it when asked. 🇺🇸
A Democrat and a Republican walk into a bar. They sit down, order drinks, and have a great time. The bartender says, “Is this a joke?”
Another clunker. But harmless. Of course, there was that one comic who spoke at the MSG rally last Sunday and took a series of jokes too far. Most comics, like Marc Maron, criticized him. John Stewart seemed to defend him on The Daily Show. Standup certainly entered a strange new world this cycle. 🔁
A Democrat told her Republican friend that she’s leaving the country if Harris wins the election.
“Wait a minute–aren’t you a Democrat?” asked the Republican.
“Yeah. I just need a vacation,” said the Democrat.
This is a timely joke for all sides here in NYC. I hope everyone has an okay Election Day. And as SNL showed on Saturday night, comedy can be made out of the strangest things, like when RFK Jr. dropped a bear off in Central Park. 🐻
I have a show all the way out in December, come on down if you are free. Here’s the flyer below. Oh yeah! We had a sold out show at the Comedy Shop on Bleecker for my birthday last week. It was fun. Thank you to everyone who came down. 🙏
Find the funny,
Sean